Terrible Creatures, Ranked

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
06/01/2014 at 10:12 • Filed to: None

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1. Spiders

2. Dogs

3. Pigeons

4. Roaches

5. Lizards

6. Bees/Wasps (Tie)

7. Crows

8. Snakes

9. Predatory Big Cats

10. Humans


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > PS9
06/01/2014 at 10:13

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birds are awesome. but I hate it when they shit on my car.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > PS9
06/01/2014 at 10:17

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You're insane, and you need help.

Your list includes many awesome things, and completely ignores house cats, the single greatest mistake in society's history.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Tekamul
06/01/2014 at 10:20

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Nope, all that stuff is objectively bad. 1 and 2 were almost a tie.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > PS9
06/01/2014 at 10:22

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Number 1 is the Candiru. A lot of myth but some truth.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > crowmolly
06/01/2014 at 10:25

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That one is indeed terrible, but not global enough to pose a dire threat to all of humanity like goddamn spiders. Honorable Mention.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > PS9
06/01/2014 at 10:28

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Amen.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/tag/canampark


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > PS9
06/01/2014 at 10:31

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Snakes are número uno on my list.

I am a manly man. 6'1" and 220 lbs of boot-wearing, pick up-driving, deep voice-speaking man. But I become a third grade school girl when I see a snake.

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9
06/01/2014 at 10:34

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > PS9
06/01/2014 at 11:35

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someone could make quite the argument for Humans being number 1.


Kinja'd!!! GenericSpoon > PS9
06/01/2014 at 11:36

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Like it or not, we need the bees to survive.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > GenericSpoon
06/01/2014 at 12:19

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care to elaborate on that?


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > PS9
06/01/2014 at 12:31

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Kinja'd!!! GenericSpoon > PS9
06/01/2014 at 14:57

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Bees pollinate. You lose the bees you lose pollination, plants and the animals that eat those plants.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > GenericSpoon
06/01/2014 at 15:08

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Pollination spores can be carried by the wind, and animals do not exclusively eat plants reliant on pollination. Pollination is only one of two way many plants reproduce.


Kinja'd!!! GenericSpoon > PS9
06/01/2014 at 16:04

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That is true, but there would be pretty important consequences nonetheless.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > PS9
06/01/2014 at 16:20

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Octopuses and crabs should be on there.